| Spider-Man Team-Up Featuring Bruce Campbell |
[04 May 2007|09:25pm] |
So, I saw Spider-Man 3 today, and I'll post a rambling, unfunny review below. I did include pictures, though. If you don't want to read it, here are the important parts: -Ted Raimi's cameo went on far too long.
-Bruce Campbell's cameo went on just long enough, or possibly not long enough.
-The butler is the real villain of all three films for withholding a simple bit of information that could have saved everyone a lot of trouble.
-Getting turned into sand makes you stumble around like Frankenstein's monster and make dinosaur noises.
-There is a thing that makes no sense, and also another thing that makes no sense.
-The film features the worst ad-libbed line I've heard in a while.
( It's better than Superman III )
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